thefrogman:

Alright, you stabbed me. But I bet you won’t punch me in the eye.
Sure, my eye hurts a little. But at least my genitals are unscathed. 
Joke’s on you, I didn’t want kids anyway.

thefrogman:

Alright, you stabbed me. But I bet you won’t punch me in the eye.

Sure, my eye hurts a little. But at least my genitals are unscathed. 

Joke’s on you, I didn’t want kids anyway.

(Source: thewhatever)